Coatable Coats - writing can never be this sweet, just like coated candies.: November 2007

There's Something About Mimi

Yesterday was something extraordinary to me. (Payday, heheh. Naah, I'm kidding.)

Something really strange happened. In fact, the feeling took long-- up to this afternoon to sink-in. Yesterday, I was the center of attention. I felt very beautiful that day. (heheh)

As what I've said in my previous posts, I feel beautiful when I don't shower, my hair that is. Yesterday was an exception. I took a bath even if I only had half-hour of sleep. I was kinda worried because old people would always say that you will go bonkers if you take a bath sleep-deprived. However, I can't stomach the thought of going to the office without a bath. (hehe, stomach jud!!)

Anyway, I don't wanna assume but there was really something about me or about the people around me. I can sense that some people looked at me like they've never seen me like that before. Was it because of the shirt with the "contender" logo on it? or was it because of my not so tight-fitting rugged jeans. When I say rugged, I'm talking about uniquely designed jeans ripped at the right places. In other words, karsones nga gi-gi-si-gi-si-an. Maybe it was because of my crock Havainas. hehehe.

But no, they were not looking at my outfit. They looked at me straight to the eyes and smiled. weeeeee. Yesterday must be "be friendly" day or "smile" day. I was bewildered. I seldom get attention mind you. In fact, I consider myself invisible and Thursday is my "invisible day". Ugh! Fate is playing on me again. hehehe

The moment I entered the mall, everyone started acting strange. The security guard, who is known for being a snob, gave me a wide smile and never checked my bag. Wohoo! Then, when me and my niece ate at a famous fast-food chain, we were served by team managers or so they are called. He smiled at me and asked me if I want to have something else. Geeee, I should've asked for another serving. heheh Then the diners at that resto looked at me. But not with the discriminating stares but of admiration. hahaha. I can see it in their eyes. I then asked my niece if I had something on my face, and she said no. waheheh

That was really a great day for me. I feel like I belong to this world. heheh. *sigh...

Now, I'm back to my own world. hehe. I just wanna put this experience into writing so that I can read this back in the near future and imagine how I became the most beautiful girl in the world. Only for a day!!!

Oh, only for like 10 hours or something. hehehehe

Now I know how this guy must've felt when he became our center of attention:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. hehehehhehehheeheh.

Labels: amaw, corny, famous, fashion, funny, hahah, hehehe, mimi, weird

By -mimay-
On 11/30/2007
At 3:09:00 PM
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The Number 10

I don't understand why people always list down their thoughts in ten. You know "The 10 Best Things About Me" "Ten Things I Hate About You" blah blah blah. Why not use 3 or 6 or 9????

Well, since 8 is my favorite number, I'm going to list down 5 things I hate about me. nyahahahaha. I know, it doesn't have a connection but I just want to write 5. I can't hate myself that much can I? ahehehe

5 Things I Hate About Me

5. My Boobs -- Yeah, this may look stupid because a lot of women want to have bigger busts but not me. Why? Because I want to wear baby tees without guys ogling at me. Aaargh!!! Men are really stupid eh...

4. My Hair -- "Frizzy" is the right word for it. I used to have lovely curls way back high school until I got addicted to scrunchies. ahhheeh. Now I have to save money to save my hair. *sob

3. Im Too Fat -- Just like any other girls, I wanted to be slim. Like Lindsay Lohan-slim. heheh. I don't wanna end up anorexic though. heheh. If you know an effective way of trimming down, tell me so. pls. pls. pretty pls. *wink

2. My Height -- I am too short. But they say that I have the standard height for Filipinas. huhuhu. What can I do? What can I do??? *wink

1. I'm Miss Goody-Two-Shoes -- Yeah, I don't wanna pat myself at the back but I am really good. Too good that I can't even utter a sound when someone pisses me off. I can put it into writing but that's it. I know that I'm goin' to have a breakdown someday. *sob. When I'm mad, like ever, uber, so fucking mad, I cry. *sob *sob

So, if we are goin' to get all of these 5 from me, I would probably look like this: waaaaaaaaaaaahehehehehehehhe. I'm kidding! ! ! I'm kidding! ! !

But she looks really anorexic. Stupid actresses. ehehehehehe. No really, I wanted to look like this one: TADAAAAAAAAAAAAA. hehehe. In my dreams. aheheh. I have to stop now...(sakit ako tiyan cge katawa)

Labels: amaw, funny, green-eyed monster, hahah, mimi, sexy

By -mimay-
On 11/23/2007
At 6:11:00 PM
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Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed

Ah, 'tis the season to be jolly. I might as well start of with a blog relating to the season. aahhh. Christmas, my favorite time of the year!!! So here are some Christmas Carols to get you started...

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Labels: christmas, christmas carols

By -mimay-
On 11/22/2007
At 4:09:00 AM
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Vindication

So okay, I have been too emotional in my previous posts. I don't know why but I am compelled to explain. hehehe. Yes, I am all smiles now. Yes, that's how fast my mood changes, faster than a speed of light. (Take note of the time of my previous post and this one) Yes, I am weird. hehehe

Well, they always say that being sad has its explanation. It is after all defined as Seasonal Affective Disorder. So from now on, no more listening to sad Christmas songs while working and eating junk food and drinking coffee, tea, and cola. heheheh. That must've triggered the TOPAK mode in me. hhehehehe.

All I can say is, I AM BACK!!!!!

Toodles...

Labels: amaw, blogging, mimi, weird, witch

By -mimay-
On
At 3:01:00 AM
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Babble Rubble

I am not done with my emotional rants yet. *sob

I have been thinking a lot lately. (ugh I hate doing this, that is why I wanted to make myself busy as a bee). Anyway, I have been thinking about myself, my life in general. I used to take "life in general" as a joke but now I think I am able to take it seriously.

Looking way back. I realized that I never had real, close, from elementary to college-friends. Shocked? Yeah, me too.

Well, allow me to explain. Me and my sister has a huge age gap so you can ditch the thought of having my sister as a friend. Although we are, but the relationship has just started. Anyway, when I was in elementary, I had a lot of friends. But then again, if you are in grade school, everyone is your friend right? I remember very well how popular I was in my school. hehe. That is because my Mama is a teacher. hehehe

Imagine my reaction when they told me that I am going to be studying at a school two towns away from ours. *sob. I cried for a week that time. They explained that it was for my good. So, as a good child, I followed their advice. Accepting the fact that I can no longer be with my grade school friends and much worse, I can only go home at least twice a month. *sob

Being in a new school is not that easy. Difficult when you don't wanna be in that school. I never had friends at my first year because I refused to do so. I guess that started my being a loner. I was aloof that is. However, I have decided to open up and reach out to my classmates, when I was in the 2nd year (too long huh). I gained a few friends, 4 or 5 I think. I was choosy. I befriended those who are also from other towns. So, I never had a friend who is from the town proper, which was a bad thing now that I have come to realize. I admit that I had fun ever since I had them. But then, tempus fugit, and it's graduation time. I was sad because it was too early for us to part ways. So, I went to college. The bad thing is that, I never had any contact details from my friends in high school. My close friends that is. I can still see my batch mates but mostly they're from the town proper and we were never close, so it is quite awkward when I get to see them since we don't have a common topic to talk about. Now you know why I never considered my highschool life unforgettable. hehe. Sorry Sharon, I can't relate to your "high school life" song.

Now, college!!! I have decided to study away from my family. This time, it is my decision. They obliged but unfortunately, they get to choose my course too. *ugh. Well, they always say that "parents are always right" right? So, I gave in and besides I like computers too even though my first option was to take POLITICAL SCIENCE. Now, college means freedom. But hey, I never abused my freedom. Even if I am miles away from my parents. I still ask their permission when I wanted to do something. Pretty stupid eh? hehe. I know. College life is more exciting than high school. I never had a hard time adjusting since I was used to be away from my family. So, I guess studying away from them starting high school has its advantages huh?

College life was the best. I had friends since first year and the good thing is, we were together until we graduated. Isn't it great??? Yeah, I have never been so happy. That was the very first time that I truly felt the sense of belongingness. But then, graduation time always comes. *sob We still have open communication but things are never the same.

The problem now is, when I go home to my province, I feel empty. Why? Because my grade school friends are not there already. I can't go to my high school town because it's far and all my college friends are in different places now. *sob *sob

I feel so aloooonnnneeee...

That's it.

End of Story!!!

Labels: amaw, friends, mimi, online posts, sad, sisters, youth

By -mimay-
On
At 1:14:00 AM
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I Feel So Effing Low...

*sob, I don't know what's happening to me. Must be my hormones or something. I just feel so damn low.

Well, maybe I am just overworked. Not really. This started when I get to see the web pages of my batch mates and look at their achievements. Yes, you got it right! I am now, AGAIN, in COMPARING MYSELF TO OTHERS stage. *sob *sob

I can't help it. Can you? I mean, is it just me or do you do it too? I know I shouldn't but then again looking at their achievements makes me feel so so *ugh DUMB!! I have been an achiever and always am. I have two jobs as of the moment and yet I still feel empty. I wanted to impress myself so much that it has become an obsession. But when I compare it to somebody else's achievement, it is still not worth it. I am bad. *sob

I remember how my Mama told me not to rush on things. In fact, I have learned the art of PATIENCE, of WAITING when I got sick. Still, I wanted to do great things in just a matter of seconds, minutes, days, or months. A year is too long for me. *sob * sob

I know it is impossible. If only I could convince myself to slowdown, stop and enjoy the world. I never enjoyed my college life because I was too engrossed with my studies only to find out that I was JUST a candidate for honors. Not really included in the list. Imagine how disappointed I was. Then again, maybe I didn't exert a lot of efforts during that time. But now that I am of age, I wanted to do things that I can call achievements. ugh!!!!

I am turning 24 next month and that fact only made matters worse. *sob * sob

I am getting old but with no achievements. NOTHING AT ALL!!!

(must be the coffee,tea, and soda working on my hormones huh)

*sob I wanna cry

I think coming back to the city was a bad decision. I should have stayed at the province where life is simple... *sob

Labels: amaw, green-eyed monster, job stress, mimi, personality, work

By -mimay-
On
At 12:45:00 AM
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I Knew It!!!

I know that there is a witchy-witchy little girl in me and I have just proven it. (char ra ni hap) I took another test from the same source I used in my previous post. Read on and find out why.

You Are a Witch (or Warlock)

You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator.
You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes.
Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam.
And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil.

Your greatest power: Mind control

Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets

You play well with: Ghosts

What Kind of Monster Are You?

Be afraid, be very afraid. hehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehe

Labels: funny, mimi, weird, witch

By -mimay-
On 11/12/2007
At 1:41:00 PM
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I Didn't Know I'm A Seducer Until...

I have a link to a site that offers a lot of blog chechebureche. You know, the ones you put in your page when you are out of ideas on what to right on. eheheh. Today is one of those days. I am bored and I have decided to take some tests from that page. The test "What Kind of Seducer Are You" was practically screaming at me. hehe. I gave-in and took the test, and here are the results.

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

*sigh! The things I do on a gloomy Monday afternoon.

Labels: love, mimi, seducer

By -mimay-
On
At 1:21:00 PM
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CAPTCHA

CAPTCHA stands for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart." This term is trademarked by Carnegie Mellon University. If you want to know more, click on the link above.

This is displayed when you are required to verify something on the Internet. Say for example, signing up for a newsletter subscription or even a new e-mail account.
The most common CAPTCHA are the distorted images of combined words and numbers. Mind you, these are computer generated. But sometimes, creepy and funny things are displayed and if you won't play close attention, you won't notice it and you will miss the fun.

Here is an example.

I got you there right???? hehehehehe. You thought that Oh sheeesh, Mimi has gone bonkers and has finally decided to post things related to her profession. bwahahah. Well it is really, but I will never take humor out of my posts. Unless it's love-related thing which I don't wanna write on as of the moment. ahehehehe.

Labels: captcha, funny, internet, jokes, weird

By -mimay-
On
At 1:12:00 AM
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And the Award Goes To...

This one deserves his own space here in my blog. Although it is kinda related to my previous post, it is too long for that one. Besides, I want you people to really understand this.

So here it goes:

My job is selling card for internet access from laptop. Our customers is mostly western people as a tourist in Bali. Sometimes trouble in the connecting we were handle the situation for that.
One day an old western man came to our internet service room. he bring his laptop and he said he already use the service last year in this same hotel.
So, we connect the laptop to the signal, (he do it by his self) done. connect the signal,.. done. welcome login page appearance,.. done.Then sell card. He ask for 30 minutes for 25.000 rupiah, i scratch the user name and password in the card, done.
Then he ask me to type the login because he said he can't see the writing is too small he said.
i open him the yahoo.com and google.com then the page come that mean the internet connection is okay.
i leave him for a while because he said he want to check his email that mean i will give him some privacy to login.
Not very long, he keep nagging this doesn't work, that doesn't work.
Believe me this guy make me get up from my chair 4 times to hear his complaining.
I check his screen, I see he already opening his mail and he push enter button but the page is not work.
Then i check again writing in a new page www.bigpond.com.au clearly and the page come out.
I said to him "You aren't login, yet. Why you trying to send email without login?"
"you must login first sir" and i leave.(room for him to login)
Then i saw him from a far he is playing with the old page he save to show me the internet is not working.
He call me again.
this man is stubborn and idiot. I gave him free welcome water and "what is it, sir. If you want to access your email and send you must login.And this is an old page that you already cannot use, only for reading."
me again: "Actually there, out side at the restaurant you will get a better signal. And inside here is bad." so i kind of drive him to go out and help him bring his things out side.
After he take a seat,i said to him " You better hurry sir, you still got only 15 minutes ahead" Then i leave him at the restaurant.

That's it. No further questions your Honor. ahehehehe.

Labels: funny, jokes, online communities, online posts, weird

By -mimay-
On
At 12:40:00 AM
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It's a Big World Out There

At first, I though that I am the weirdest creature ever created. But then again, I was wrong. I have just become a member of an online community where you can also earn money by posting things under the sunny sunshine sun. heheh. Well, I've tried it 'coz although it's just mere cents to them but it could be a large amount for us here. Although my current earning is just around $0.15. heheh. So okay, I have browsed some posts and I almost died from laughing. Be prepared for some major nosebleeding. heheh. By the way, they are not that weird, just funny I think. But I respect their thoughts though. (disclaimer na daan. heehehehe)

1. Here is a reply to a post on dual-sim phones. I got this from a local forum here in Cebu:

have no problems with this phone my friends and i bougthed 3units of this.
but my concern is if something happens with this phone where can i service it. amazing phone no hasol and the battery it last 2-3days even u used it in maximum, coz i using sun for my 2nd network

graveeeh, double past tense pare. heheh. *peace. i boughted a phone just lately eh.

2. Feast on this and tell me if you understand though. (*wink)

today is 11th NOV. in china, as there only ones in the date, we call it the single's day. it is a feast for all the single person. so, as a single gentlmen or lady, are you happy today? do you have a good time today?

3. And another one (sheesh, I just can't get enough)

stairs i dont have do you have stairs and what they like
and it must be good excerise going up and down those stairs

4. and here's a reply to the one above (the stairs, hehheh)

Well hopejorden, i dislike stairs.While getting down from stairs I like it because I feel something different ie. I feel like Exicutive ie. Getting down from Top to bottom and also require less strenght..But while up I dont like as lots of time get spent in it and it is torcher to go by this rather i like Lift..but like to go up in life..
Ok any way thanks for discussion.

I almost died that day. ahehehe. But hey, as long as you can express your feelings, it doesn't matter how you say it ayt? This is just for fun though. No offense.

Labels: funny, online communities, online posts, weird

By -mimay-
On
At 12:29:00 AM
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An Owl for an Owl

Okay, so how many days have passed without a single entry on this blog. I was soooo shocked that this page has been dormant for 9, nine, nove, neuf, neun DAYS. Oh my God!!! By the way I translated the word nine in three different languages. That's English, Italian, French, and German in consecutive order. Don't ask. I just feel like doing so.

So, why was I this laaaaate in posting? Well, if I haven't mentioned before. I've got two jobs now, one is home-based and the other one is at the office. Don't freak. The latter is only three times a week so I am not THAT tired. Or so I think.

I have just proven that I am indeed NOCTURNAL. I feel so weak at daylight that I can't even finish my quota for the home-based job. Ugh!! Like now, I am still wide awake while others have dozed off. Four cups of coffee in the morning won't perk me up. I now even take vitamins so that I won't feel weak but it has made the situation worse.

I like working at night because I can really concentrate on things and not being bothered by people or by the heat. As with the vitamins, I think I should stop taking it since it won't do me no good. It makes me feel drowsy anyway.

Maybe I should take oil or some lube just in case I am a robot and haven't realized it yet. ahahahahahahah. Korniks. Just some wishful thinking.

So guys, there won't be any other posts after this. Only some compilations or such until I can get used to this crazy schedule. I hope I can win over my body this time.

Labels: job stress, mimi, work

By -mimay-
On
At 12:14:00 AM
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I am a Green-Eyed Monster

Envy is one of the mortal sins, but in my case, I think God won't charge me guilty. heheh. Why? Because I envy the owners of heroic pets. I have here two stories of how amazing pets can be and most of all, how they can save our lives.

When Debbie Parkhurst choked on a piece of apple at her Maryland home, her dog jumped in, landing hard on her chest and forcing the morsel to pop out of her throat. When the Keesling family of Indiana was about to be overcome by carbon monoxide, their cat clawed at wife Cathy's hair until she woke up and called for help.For their nick-of-time acts, Toby, a 2 1/2-year-old golden retriever, and Winnie, a gray-eyed American shorthair, were named Dog and Cat of the Year by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. source: yahoo news

Geez, I wanted to have those kind of pets. I once had a puppy who is so effing cute but he died and I was almost on tears. I didn't cry though because I don't want them to think I've gone loca. Hmmm. Dog breeds are expensive as well as cats. But if I have money I would definitely buy one and in particular an Alaskan Malamute. I wonder if they can take the weather here. teheheh. Here's my dream pet.

He is sooooooooooo cute. Maybe I should include this on my Christmas Wish List. hehehe. aw cute cute cutieeee.

Labels: alaskan malamute, cats, dogs, envy, hero dogs, hero pets, pets

By -mimay-
On 11/02/2007
At 11:50:00 PM
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Spooky? Naah, 'twas more Funny

We had our very first Halloween party at Focus Outsourcing and we had fun. It was more like a comical party rather than a spooky one. hehehe. Just take a look at these pictures and you be the judge.

Introducing The MIBs (Moderators In Black)