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I Need Help; Guidance?

I am in a state of calamity now. (char lng!)

My social profile is so damn low. I am in a very serious emotional turmoil.

First, I have this so-called love-related problem, which I, me, stupid me, irma mimi, am making it worse day by day.
(yeah, dapog!!!)

I have been thinking about it lately and realized that I am making a fool of myself. Which I always do when it comes to relationships. (view my emotional profile in my INTJ blog)
Now, I am having difficulties at my workplace.
I feel trapped within my cubicle.
I am limiting myself to the confines of my cube that I fail to create a healthy relationship with my co-workers.
But how can I?
I don't wanna sound arrogant but I don't wanna be with STUPID people! ugh!!
damn!! I have finally said it!!! woooo!!!

How can people be so stupid, so naive, so waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

AMBOT

I don't wanna pretend that I like someone.
After all, I am not 'PLASTIC'

So, what do you think is the best thing to do?
Resign?

I have been considering other opportunities too because I find my job too dull.
I need to be challenged. Maybe.
I wanna get out of here but I am having second thoughts.
Why? Because where can you find a job with good compensation and with less pressure?

Now I am arguing with myself.

Hapit nako mabuang !!
Or is it because it's FULL MOON.???

I am a lunatic you know...

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And More Inday Drama

Can't get enough of the Inday Mania!!!

FLASH REPORT: Inday is alive she's not yet dead.
SOCO found out that, the impostora of Inday was killed.
Ederlyn (inday's karibal) was the master mind.
SOCO:bkt mO pnpatay si Inday?
Ederlyn:kaSi inagaw nya sakin c dOdong!
Inday: mythemaniac! He was never urs..
Ederlyn:dOng, mahal kta.. dba mahal mO rin aq?
Dodong: I never... said that i love yOu!!

Donya: alam mu inday, bakit
di ka na lang mag call center,
pa-inggles2 k nmn?

Inday: I don’t think that I’d
want to have easy money for I
know that chusing such
employment is already
limiting myself from
experiencing enthuciastic
ways of expresing what i feel
by means of what i do,
thus
imprisoning myself w/ an
incapable mind which will
result 2 doubt, and
uncontentment.
Donya:tanginang yan!!!


CONSUL:Why do u wana go to the
U.S.?
AMO:To travel to visit
friends & fly d airplane.
CONSUL: denied!
CONSUL:And you?
INDAY:For life is a neverending
pursuit of material & social
satisfaction that I tender my
great intent of actualizng a
trnspacific journey to the land
of milk & honey.An affable
sanctuary where dreams become
reality and a perfct habitat
where souls like mine can
reach the pedestal of
freedom.
CONSUL:LIFETIME MULTIPLE
ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
AMO: potah ka

Ovrnyt inaral ng amo ni
inday ang dctionry pra may
pantapat sya ke inday.

Amo: So inday, tell me, how
do you accept the fact that
you are just a mere
chambermaid in this
extravagant mansion?

Inday: una camarera? Eres
tan pathetic. La unica razon
que inscribi tu casa es
porque nada esta
sucediendo dentro de tu
casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca
clase en este hogar pero
conjueturo que no puedo
porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: demmet!


Amo: Mula ngayn, wlang
mgssalita ng ingles. Ang
sinumang magpadugo ng
ilong ko at sa mga anak ko,
palalayasin sa pmmahay
na’to! Klaro b?

Inday:Ang
mga nmutawi sa inyong mga
labi ay mtaman ko pong
iiimbak sa sulok ng akng
balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng
akng puso,
gugunamgunamin, aariing
salik ng aba at payak kong
kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang
matayog at palalong
bnyagang wka, mnapay
kkalingain,bibgkasn at
sakdal timyas na sasambitin
ng aking sangkalooban.=)


The oil normalizing series
specifically dsigned for my
oily skin not only works
physically on d skin surface,
but penetrates deep into d
skin layers 2 normalize oil
secretions 4 a healthy nd
long lasting shine free skin..

Sabi ni INDAY hbang
nagpa2hid ng chin chan su.. ü


“may i be rightfully
permitted to humbly
abscOnd frOm the
parameters of this teritOrial
space fOr the necessary
reasOn that i am in dismal
requirement tO suitably
discharge these quantities
of impurities within my
functiOning physical
system?”

s Inday ngppaalam s amO
nya kung pwde sya mg CR.
Asteeg!

mOrOns! I was nvr raised by
my mom 2b a coquette! Im
nurtured wid sch dignity,
rspct n moralty! Evn
poverty cnt mek me do such
scandalous act. Sexy is frm
widin. I dnt rely on aesthetic
products & on skimpy n
scantily clad outfits. So
pathetic!

-banat ni inday nung alukin
xa magpose sa FHM.

The consistency was fine.
But u see, it seems that the
increased amount of sodium
chloride affected the taste
drastically and those actions
are irreversible. I do
apologize.

- nageexplain c inday kung
bakit maalat ang ulam.ü

jeepney driver: hoy! bkit
sais lng ang bnayad mo?!
syete na ang pamasahe
ngeun!

inday: i am currently
enrolled in a 2-year
vocational course in an
academic institution.
Therefore, i am a student
and, by this fact, i am
entitled to have the
inalienable right to avail of
a certain discount on my
jeepney fare. this is why i
provided a payment less
than what you expected
because that is according to
the law, as stated in the
fare matrix.

driver: ok.ok fine!

 
 

The Famous Inday

With all the text messages circulating around about Inday, I can't help but bring it up here.

You might ask, Who the heck is INDAY? Well, she's the darling maid who happens to be the long-lost daughter of Miriam Defensor Santiago. hehehe

In other words, she can make your nose bleed with all the words she's using.. (so ready your dictionary before reading this)

Feast on the following Inday drama:

Resignation letter :

I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company..

Yours truly,
Inday

Reply ni mam:
Dear Inday,

I’m sorry to inform you that your resignation was denied by the upper management due to your contract of 5 years or make love with the amo clause. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

Yours truly,
Ma’am
Letter ni inday, nagpapaalam bumili ng bagong electric fan
Dear Sir/Madam,

Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household
facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.


Amo: Inday ano ulam natin? Darating na sir mo.

Inday: Due to the infrequent mass media coverage around hogcholera, I’d consequently given a judgement on sauteing exquisite scallops in unsalted butter together w/ pungent white onion & tossed it w/ brisk asparagus. I’d also assented to twist it w/ fresh lemonzest & advance its taste via blending a petty amount of chardonay whitewine as well as a cup of viscous cream.

Amo: (nose bleed)
Inday at the Guidance office when Jr. got reprimanded.

That’s absurd! it was never proven that he instigated the fight! I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution.. revise your policies because it sucks.

comment ni Inday sa pag-alis ni Angel Locsin sa GMA.
Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons, but because they just know dt things will get worse if they will stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can hardly understand you for doing so.
Sulat ni inday for mommy
Dear mother,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, i mst have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh, such un-erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such a strenuous employ!

— inday
Reply ni tatay

Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

-TATAY
 - ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)

The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocatiOn... The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!”

- Inday, nagrereklamo kase ayaw sya isama sa Enchanted Kingdom

Don’t limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.

 - Inday tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong ng kbilang bahay..

Much as i want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma & aleviate the societies perception of our profession.

 -reklamo ni inday nang nachismis sya ng kapitbhay.

Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of society... I hate character assassinators!



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Sleep Typing

I have recently discovered a new talent. hehehehehe

I can sleep type.

I never experienced sleep walking but sleep typing? haha

Really. I must've dozed off for some time but when I woke up and check my work I found out that there were entries.

Do they make sense? You bet they do? It was even related to the topic of the article. The problem was that I mentioned the name of the mall where I've been to earlier that day.

So was I shocked? Very...
What the heck is "*E-Mall" doing in my article. (*name of the mall here in Cebu)

I was surprised. I didn't know I am capable of working unconsciously. I laughed hysterically that my seat mates looked at my and check if I have gone bonkers or what!!! wahahahah. really really funny. It was a cool icebreaker, way too cool. heheheheh

Maybe I was too worried that I may not be able to finish it before the deadline or was I just being too workaholic??

What do you think??? heheheh

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The Redundancy Theory

When you've got keen sense of hearing, you can't help but overhear some not so brilliant things. Meaning dull, dumb, stupid, etcetera...

My cube is located right in front of agents whose account I don't know. But by the sound of it, they are working for some health insurance company in the U.S.

Now, the thing is, the one parallel to my cube is (how do i say this) uhm, redundant...(woo, I've finally said it) Forgive me, but I do not intend to eavesdrop. I am even using a headset and listen to music with 1000 percent volume (exagg) Still, I can hear her. (ugh)

So here are some of her not so famous lines:

"Hello Good Morning! I would just would like to ask if..."

"No ma'am. We're not selling anything.
This is for free and with no cost at all"

Imagine yourself hearing the same line over and over again.
This is why I never dreamed of becoming a call girl. (joke ha)
Aside from not having the gift of gab, I think it's too monotonous.
(no offense meant, this is a decent job, I KNOW)
Anyway, I admit that if the situation calls for it, I won't really pass your exams.
Well, the simulation exams that is...

So tell me, what's the difference between the two "Free" and "No Cost at All?"

And why would you want to say two woulds in one sentence?

Would that make you feel comfortable would the client ask you why?

Anyway, this is just some of the things I have observed

*note: I can even memorize their spiels now... (eheheheh)

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EUREKA!!!

I, Irma Mimi Capendit, have just discovered the "shower."



I am kidding, of course!!

What I am trying to say is that I have just discovered that our shower is actually a working one. I tried it once but all I got was just a drip *plok!. That's all.
Not until now, when I turned it on, I was surprised that I even shrieked like I have just seen Josh Hartnett naked. hehehehe.
Eureka!! Oh the glory of taking long showers. I feel elated up until now. Good thing I work at night because nobody uses the water anymore. (Imagine four apartments sharing one source ugh!!)

In other words, nobody's taking a bath at this ungodly hour of the night. wahahahhahaahhaah. Damn! Am I so lucky!!!!


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My Personality - The Jung Typology Test

I applied for a certain position and they asked me to take a certain type of personality exam. (yeah, i know, I am fond of using the word "certain" hehe, for now )

I wasn't expecting that this would be the result. I found out that I am an INTROVERT

In particular, I belong to the INTJ group (Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging)
I don't believe in these kind of things but when I get to read the facts, I was thrown off guard.

It is me..



To outsiders, INTJs may appear to project an aura of "definiteness", of self-confidence. This self-confidence, sometimes mistaken for simple arrogance by the less decisive, is actually of a very specific rather than a general nature; its source lies in the specialized knowledge systems that most INTJs start building at an early age. When it comes to their own areas of expertise -- and INTJs can have several -- they will be able to tell you almost immediately whether or not they can help you, and if so, how. INTJs know what they know, and perhaps still more importantly, they know what they don't know.

In the broadest terms, what INTJs "do" tends to be what they "know". Typical INTJ career choices are in the sciences and engineering, but they can be found wherever a combination of intellect and incisiveness are required (e.g., law, some areas of academia). INTJs can rise to management positions when they are willing to invest time in marketing their abilities as well as enhancing them, and (whether for the sake of ambition or the desire for privacy) many also find it useful to learn to simulate some degree of surface conformism in order to mask their inherent unconventionality.

For more click this My Personality.

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This Is Me...Now

The Things I Do When Depressed!!!! (di msyadong halata)
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Coke & Coffee Addiction

*coke, I mean coca-cola, not cocaine. wahhahaha *sob *sob


*sob, I haven't had enough sleep for a week now and I am finding my way back to my previous habit. In order to battle the deathly grasp of sleep, I drink a bottle of coke and a cup of coffee after. Does that seem healthy to you? NO!!!

But what can I do?

I miss sleeping... I miss being dead, even if only for 6 hours...

This is what normally happens when I am too occupied and overworked. *sob

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Quotes From "The 5 People You Meet In Heaven"

Mitch Albom's "The 5 People You Meet In Heaven"

I haven't read it yet but reading all these excerpts made me feel like I already have. I have read his "Tuesdays With Morrie" though.

No story sits by itself. Sometimes stories meet at corners and sometimes they cover one another completely, like stones beneath a river. (p. 10)

People think of heaven as a paradise garden, a place where they can float on clouds and laze in rivers and mountains. But scenery without solice is meaningless. (p. 35)

This is the greatest gift God can give you: to understand what happened in your life. To have it explained. It is the peace you have been searching for. (p. 35)

The human spirit knows, deep down, that all lives intersect. That death doesn’t just take someone, it misses someone else, and in the small distance between being taken and being missed, lives are changed. (p. 48)

Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know. (p. 49) -->> i love this one

No life is a waste. The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone. (p. 50)

Young men go to war. Sometimes because they have to, sometimes because they want to. Always, they feel they are supposed to. This comes from the sad, layered stories of life, which over the centuries have seen courage confused with picking up arms, and cowardice confused with laying them down. (p. 57)

Time is not what you think. Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on earth is only the beginning. (p. 91)

Sacrifice, you made one. I made one. We all make them. But you are angry over yours. You kept thinking about what you lost… You didn’t get it. Sacrifice is a part of life. It’s supposed to be. It’s not something you regret. It’s something to aspire to. Little sacrifices. Big sacrifices. A mother works so her son can go to school. A daughter moves home to care of her sick father. (p. 93)

Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you’re not really losing it. You’re just passing it on to someone else. (p. 94)

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhood completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair. (p. 104)

You have peace when you make it with yourself. (p. 113)

Parents rarely let go of their children, so children let go of them. They move away. The moments that used to define them—a mother’s approval, a father’s nod—are covered by moments of their own accomplishments. It is not until much later, as the skin sags and the heart weakens, that children understand; their stories, and all their accomplishments, sit atop the stories of their mothers and fathers, stones upon stones, beneath the waters of their lives. (p. 126)

Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves. (p. 141)

People say they “find” love, as if it were an object hidden by a rock. But love takes many forms, and it is never the same for any man and woman. What people find then is a certain love. (p. 155)

Love, like rain, can nourish from above, drenching couples with a soaking joy. But sometimes, under the angry heat of life, love dries on the surface and must nourish from below, tending to its roots, keeping itself alive. (p. 165)

Life has to end. Love doesn’t. (p. 173) huh! very deep.FLOOD!!!

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MALDITA is back

I have posted a blog sometime last year. It was about my being MALDITA.

Guess, what? That personality is back again. I feel like I am about to burst if I am not going to let her out. I guess I got fed up with my cousin's and nieces' bickering at home that I wanted to just shout at them at tell them to go to hell!!!

Lecheng yawa!!!! I felt like I am torn between two lovers (wahah). Tang ina!!! Eto kasing couzin ko, eh pumapatol ng bata. Di nman msyadong bata, mga 18 to 19 yrs. old. Pero like me, medyo childish, ay di medyo, sobrang childish.

Eh kasi naman tong couzin ko, todo parinig kng kung kni-knino. ABah sinabihan ko knina na 'ANO BA TALAGANG PROBLEMA MO ATE?' at sinagot nman ako ng BRUha. wla daw!
ano ako ANGAT PINOY? lintik na buhay to oo.


Tas tong mga pamangkin ko naman, the older one in particular, abay ngkikipag tagisan ng galing ang beauty. I dunno where she got that attitude but I can make a wild guesss! waahahah

Pati ba naman basura pinag-aawayan. lintik na talaga to.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ayoko naaaaaaa. san kaya ako pupunta???

is it goodbye philippines i'm going to bohol?
or goodbye cebu i'm going to bogo?


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
 

..And More From My Father

Di ba I have mentioned in my previous blog how my father played a great role in my upbringing? (hehe)

Well, I wanted to share more things I've learned from him.

1. "lecheng yawa" - the uber expression ever. I used to cringe whenever I hear him say this, but now it has become an everyday expression. I even tease him about it. lecheng yawa ni diego oi. cge hubog2...

2. "unsa ng orasa?" - when you are asked by this question, don't tell the time. Don't wonder why he is asking the time when in fact we have a gigantic grandmother (wahahah) clock. He only means one thing, it is time for you to show some respect. Meaning: you have to make mano po lolo to my fatherhood... heheheh



3. "ep" - you know, when he sings "ep you walk away from me," whaheheh. No, I am not making fun of my papa. In fact, I am proud. He's one of a kind, now ep only I can show the world how good he is.. hehehehe. Peace pa!

Well, these are the few things I can recall. I'll just have to edit this if something comes into my mind.

Another fact, my Father is an ever loving Lolo, grabeh. as in suya nako sometimes. Pangga ayo ako mga nieces. He is a yayo daw, cge reklamo nya under sa iya mga apo. wahahahah. amper ang buhay!!!!

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The Dress Code

In my previous company, we have a very strict dress code, and of course I followed it religiously. However, there are times that we really wanted to show off our new designer jeans, our new signature blouses, and our killer stilletos. But we just can't. We either argue with "chief" or making pa cute and give them other options. Yikes!!! Ditch the latter one okay. It's not worth it.

Anyway, this topic is different when it comes to the Church. I know it has been the talk of the town for quite some time. Almost a year actually, and it has been bombarded with a lot of complaints.

 Under the dress code, women should not wear short skirts, skimpy shorts, sleeveless blouses, tank tops or spaghetti-strap tops and plunging necklines in church, while men should avoid caps, shorts and basketball jerseys.

But wait, there have been more nays than yeas. Why? These are just guidelines. The church wanted you people to know your limitations. They never said that you would be literally dragged outside the church. They just want you to know the right thing.


Why? Is it really that hot in your shorts that you wanted to wear tube or tank tops? Or is your balding problem really not a great sight that you always wear your caps inside. Oh puhleassseee. The church released a dress code and look where it lead some people who are really pissed off by these. Try searching for it using Google and you will really be surprised by how people took this into consideration....

Mind you, I have friends who are in the, uhm, I mean who were in a business that you don't wanna know (*you know, promiscuous ones) and yet they still wear decent clothing when they go to church (yes, they still go to church) unlike other people who are patting their backs for being good but never find time to go to church. Ugh!!! C'mon people. Show some respect will you..

Next time you go to church, ditch your sexy clothing and be decent.
Ibahin nyo night life nyo sa Church life....

I have here a link to a blog related to this one. Read it and tell me what you think: Church Dress Code.

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In Retrospect

It's been a while since my last blog. I got frustrated because no matter how much I am trying to make my friends visit this site, they are just too busy or too lazy (eheh) to do so.

Well, I don't want to stop though. Bahala na wala readers. hehehe

I feel home-sick right now and guess where it led me, I am now currently listening to music. But not just any kind of music, I am listening to the 60s. Frank Sinatra, Aretha Franklin, the Platters, and all. eheheh. Yeah, you might think that I am too old-school. Well, yes I am. I just found the music today so predictable, entertaining yes, but naluluma agad. (nganung tagalog mani oi)


I miss my father the most when I listen to these kind of music. He introduced me to Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley at an early age. Imagine me, grade 3 and singing "Jailhouse Rock." High school na when I get to know that there are other artists out there. Spice girls, boy bands, hehehe, name them all...

I am quite thankful that I was introduced into this kind of things. The things that my father taught me made me what and who I am today. Maybe that is why I act boyish sometimes because I am a certified PAPA'S GIRL. Now lng nag i-inarte oka. (hehe)

Mind you, I know what's good music and what's not. Sosi pa dating ko...

I don't know about you but I really liked how my parents brought me up. Although I am a big girl now, independent and all. I still look up to them when it comes to making important decisions. I guess they have installed an internal alarm in me that turns off whenever I make a mistake. Like while I was watching a movie with fleshly scenes, I still have to look at my back and wonder if my mom or my pop is watching. Di ba, when we were young, they always told us to close our eyes whenever something's not fit for a child. I still do it sometimes, like whenever the scene is really that gross. hehhehe. Funny, I do this even at theaters. Basin pa diay naa ako mama ug papa sa luyo. heheh. ka uwaw. heheheh

I miss them. I love them...


I wanna go home.......

I'll stop here. I just have to wallow myself in misery (char lng), while singing along with Frank Sinatra...

"strangers in the night. lala la la la. do be do be do..
(hummming fades....)


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Bubble Share Album (try lng gud)

As usual, been tinkering with what's new in the blogging world and found this one. I got this from bubbleshare.com. You should try it too. I think it's kinda cool.

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September 18: Status: Listening to Christmas Music

I am bored and decided to look up free streaming.
I searched for "Crazy Frog" tracks and was surprised by the results.
I was expecting to hear the widely acclaimed "Axel F"
(u know, the ringdidit-ting-ting-ting-ting one. hehehe)
but it turned out that their album's got Christmas music also.
I was elated. The tracks were re-mixed with such enthralling twists.
While writing this one, I am all smiles listening to their records.

Then I realized,

it is September; the start of the -ber months; the start of the Christmas season.
We Filipinos are known to have the longest celebration of this season.
Imagine, we start feeling Christmas-y in September and gather our decorations by March. hehehe
But I am proud of this custom. In fact, kung pwede pa lang dili tangtangon, why not? :)

Christmas is very special to me
When it is the Holiday season, I feel like I have got all the love in the world
I feel like sharing love to the world
I feel more in-love than "Valentine's Day"
Yeah, ...strange but I do.
Maybe because I never appreciated Valentine's Day
Maybe because I still have yet to share it with someone special (oh! na-a napod ko ani ron. heheh)
But, really Christmas for me is very emotional.
Emotional, in a way that I can feel that the world loves me back..

Don't you feel the same way too?

*and have I mentioned that it is also my birth month? ( so mga friends, andam na inyo b-day ug x-mas gifts hap!!) heheheh :)

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I Started A Joke...

Are you familiar with the song with lyrics such

"I started a joke;
It started the whole world crying.."

Ever wonder what the joke was. Well, according to my analysis and research (*char), it could be this one:

" What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse'."

I got this from coolfunnyquotes.com, click the joke for more...

Now, Am I right? or Am I right?

Admit it, nowadays, you can see couples holding hands while walking down the street, whispering sweet nothings and laughing. But wait, you know there is something wrong in the picture. You just haven't figured it out. The couple is a complete test of your keen-eye-for details skills when suddenly you realized that the guy was holding the girl's purse, shoulder bag and all....hahahaha

What the heck is wrong with you guys? Is this your way of bringing out the almost-dead chivalry? Well, if you're going to ask me, you guys suck!!!
Yeah, you suck! What are you trying to imply? Surely your girl is capable enough of carrying her purse all by herself. You'd say that it is now the trend. Well, guess what, the trend is making you look more like gayish or have you just discerned that you are effeminate. wag naman sana, dahil wla na tlgang lalaki sa mundo.... (heaven forbid)

Guys, if you are still in the "pa-impress" stage then puhleassse, don't offer to carry the girls' bag. You can carry her books, or if she goes shopping, then you can carry the shopping bags and all. Now, surely you will get 100 pogi points on this.

If I'm going to have a boyfriend (which I think will be like 10 yrs. from now. heheh) I won't let my guy carry my purse. I respect his masculinity. And if ever he will offer, then I will dump him right then and there *ahhaha. Bayot man diay ka parts!!!!

Girls, don't get me wrong, but it is really not a sight to behold.

As for the guys out there, you can just sing "the joke was on me...."

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Of Spams & Bad Luck


Sometimes, Lady Luck won't look my way.
A Snob she is.
Like the day I lost my ever-beloved, my precious, my everything (yeah exaggerated na) cellphone.
Unlucky indeed.
Or when I tripped in front of a lot of cute guys. (asa gani to dapit? heheh.)
I was red as a beet that moment.
But what can I do?
Lady Luck was busy that time
Maybe searching for Lord Luck
Well, she's not that lucky then if she's still looking right? hehehe


I wonder, if those "send this or your doomed forever or for the next 30 years of your life" e-mails have something to do with it.
hehehehe.
Yeah, Damn you spammers!!!, I loath you.
May your souls be burned in Spam HelL!! (char lng)
But really now,
I don't really give a damn to these kind of letters
No matter how grave the threats are
(like i will have bad luck for 30 yrs, or I will suffer the same way the one in the story had, or i will die a virgin (wahahha), etc.)
I don't forward them
Well, not all of them though (eheheh)


One of my favorites is the "You Won $100,000..." scam...
heheheh
Do they really think that we're that stupid
How can we win something from some contest we never heard of..
Randomly selected my foot!!!!
Oh puhleaasseee....
But wait!!!!! (yes, wait!!)
There are reports that someone actually took this e-mail seriously
Man! That's really really ugh!!!
Well, I hope they've learned their lessons now.

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Para Sa Mga Suya-on (Bislish Version)

Dipineyshun:

Suya-on - usa ka batasan sa tao nga lisod kapugngan especially when the occasion calls for it.

sampol:
Kung ikaw adunay bag-o nga gamit, unya nindot pa jud - people around you will immediately take notice. They will give you praises, but sa sulod diay to naglungot lungot na kay nasuya diay to...

Ako usa ka simple nga tao lamang. Apan sa kadugay nako diri sa Earth. I had my fair share of criticisms. Usahay, makabati ko ug mga chisms nga layo ra sa tino-od. Dili ra nako panumbalingon kay diko buot mka hurt ug people. I haven't been into a real argument and I don't want to be in one.

APAN
Nganu?
Nganung kasuya-an man ko?
Dili ako ma-anyag
Dili pod ako adunahan
I'm not even talented
I don't even have a great personality (in other words, indi ako plastic baby)

Sa mi-agi nga bulan
Usa ka higala ang nagbatyag sa iyang gibati (bayot siya, pero dli obvious)
While we were exchanging text messages
He asked me about my current job
Sa dihang nahisulti-an ko na cya sa akong halangdon nga trabaho
Mikalit siya pagkatawa ug mi-ingun...
"What? Why are you working there?"
And then I asked
"What's wrong with my company?"
Unya siya mitubag....
"secret" (bayot jud ang buang)
I was really pissed off!!!
What the fuck was he thinking
Ug sa kalagot na ka pangutana pod ko sa iyaha
"Ikaw, Asa ka ng trabaho?"
Ug siya mitubag
"sa Q***l***e"
Ug sa pgka basa nako sa iyahang tubag
Ako nahimu-ot
Why?
Because his work is worse than mine.
Ug atong takna-a
Nakahuna-huna ko
Nga ang mga Suya-on
Dali ra jud diay badlongon.
Ako ra gihapon ang nagmadaogon


Ug dinhi natapos ang akong balak


I hope you enjoyed it.
To those who don't understand Bisaya
Do tell me so, I'm more than willing to translate...


*boot kong mgpasalamat sa akong suod nga higala nga ginganlan ug LOYD. Tungod sa imong mga balaknon nga BLAG, ako na himuot ug nadasig sa paghimo ani nga BLAG.

*boot pod nako pasalamatan ang mga sponsor ani nga BLAG, sa ROACH herbal insect killer, sa 1,2,3 katol, ug sa Extra Jus sa pghatag kanako ug kabaskog sa pag panlimbasog sa adlaw-adlaw nga mga pagsuway...


adios adorada patria plorera

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Being Shakespeare's Juliet

Sounds cheesy right? But hey, I was in-love, have loved, and will still love. Well, the latter is not really what I have in mind 'coz being in love hurts like hell. And guess what, I have been in loved once and the sad thing is the guy doesn't have the slightest idea that I love him. Hah! Tragic indeed!!!

I have felt what Juliet must've felt when she saw Romeo. tehee
One thing we have in common is that I don't like his friends and he doesn't like mine.
In Juliet's case, it was a family feud. But in a way, the situation is still related.
I guess it is safe to say that we were against all odds. (char lng...heheheh)

Another kinda-related thing is that we go out patago-tago (heheh. ambot unsa inenglish)
I don't really know why but I think I assumed that the relationship is, uhm illegal. heheh
I was a paranoid during that time (until now), and it had a very negative effect on what I thought was a blooming romance.
Like a budding flower. (poetic ba c manang? heheh)
But then, the flower lacked water and sunlight. ( it withered)

And so we parted.
The only difference between ours and Romeo & Juliet's,
is that we never had a happy ending.
Yes, I think that dying together for the sake of GUGMA is a happy ending.
Ours just ended. That's that.
Just like that. period.....

I guess we can't make it to the "star-crossed lovers" list huh?

No more communication after.
Ni ha ni ho
Not even goodbyes. (duh!)

And so goes my life.
It took me like a year and a half to get over with it.
But now I am ready.
Ready for a new day. (hahah, rhyme?)

I think it is about time to move on.
I found recently that he has a new Juliet now.
I was affected but what can I do?

At eto na ang BAGYOOOOOO!!! (rhyme na ha. heheh)
(waaaaaaaaaaaa)
Eh, bakit nman kasi po, I attract the wrong ones, 'tang ina tong buhay nato!! (ehehhe)
Akala ko bah na mga opposite ekek ang ma-aakit kow?
May topak ako, kaya dapat wlang topak ang kikiro kow! diba?diba?diba?
Anak ng tinapa? hehehe.
Ay sus maria. wala ata sa Earth ang gusto ko.
baka nasa Pluto? (rhyme again!!! hehehe)
O baka naman nasa paligid-ligid
O baka naman tagilid (heheheh)
ang aking eyesight, kaya diko nakikita ang mga kikiro na gusto kow.

hahay
Buhay
Minatay
Matapos na nga tong wlang kwentang blog nato
Baka mgkaroon pa ako ng isang pusong bato

adios adorada mystica plorera....

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Tooot!

I wasn't able to sleep this morning (after 9 hours of working in the graveyard shift...duh!)
So, I have decided to watch TV and hope that something interesting is on.
I turned to Studio 23, and it was airing a rerun of Gwen Stefani's concert.
It was after all very interesting since I am a big fan of Gwen S.
She was singing "Hollaback Girl" and I was flabbergasted when I heard a dozen of Toots!!
You know! The things they often do to cover up lewd words.
It was pretty hilarious actually, imagine watching a concert with a lot of Tooots in it.
It was like this:
*click the link above for the original lyrics

Ooooh ooh, this my tooot, this my tooot
Ooooh ooh, this my tooot, this my tooot
Ooooh ooh, this my tooot, this my tooot
Ooooh ooh, this my tooot, this my tooot

Let me hear you say this tooot is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This tooot is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again
This tooot is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This tooot is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

So are you going to enjoy a concert like this? I don't think so. hehehe....
I know that beepers or whatever they're called are one of the many unsung heroes in our society.
Obviously, they are doing this for the sake of MTRCB. They don't wanna experience the wrath of Laguardia airport, aw aw aw. heheh.(peace)

But c'mon, what the pak are they doing it for?
Those madapakas must be acting stupid or just plainly stupids
Why? because during the concert, Gwen was joined by a lot of kids and they sang along
with all the shit in the lyrics. whahaha.
So what da packing hell are the tooots for?
Sometimes, people bend the rules for the sake of art
and this is an example of such...
So, try to tooot this....go to hell you madapaking bitch! you are all bullshit! pak you all!

*these are just my opinion. I do not intend to offend anybody or instill a bad influence on my peers.wala lang talaga akong magawa sa buhay. :) this is one of my time-killing hobbies while at work. shhhhhh......hehehehehe.

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My Love-Affair

I was scanning my previous entries when suddenly there's a flash of light....
I have realized that I am having an illicit affair.
Evidently, I am unaware that I have been using him.
I am having an affair with MR. HOWEVER.


wahahahah
Gotcha didn't I???

You thought that this is another I still love him blog. Honestly, I still am.
But, for a change, let's talk about something else.
Have you noticed any unusual things in my posts?
No?
Well, consider my use of the word however.
Poor thing..
Used & Abused
Beaten & Persecuted
Yet I love him so...

wahahaha. korniks mani oi. dli nlng nako humanon. :)
log-out napod kow. hehehe.

Until next time my dear...
However, since I've got 9 minutes left.
Let me tell you how I met him.
I was an Abstractor.
A novice in the working field.
Innocent.
When suddenly he came.
I have been fascinated by his talents.
I've realized that I can use him anytime.
anywhere.
anyway.
You were always there when I need you.
Remember the time Mr. Webster was absent.
You were there with arms wide open.
Oh what a fool I've been.
He has been with me for some time now.
Yet, it took me this long to realize.
you poor poor dear...
However, you need not worry.
I will dig into my old Ba-ul.
and I will try to reminisce our past.
and look forward to our future.



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What My Outfit Means

What Your Black Outfit Means

You're a sophisticated woman with big city taste.
You have a strong creative force - even if you don't wear the boldest clothes.
You tend to intimidate people. But the right guy won't be intimidated by you!

Designer match: Dolce & Gabbana

Signature accessory: Gold framed sunglasses

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Oh, To Be Juvenile Again!

ah, na-a may Oh sa title. hehehe. joke!

So what's with the title? You'd think that I don't wanna go old no? No, you're wrong, you need to work on your mind reading powers pa. heheh.

I chose this title because of what's been happening in our society. Have you seen the news about an 8 yr. old boy who died because he was beaten by a couple of 14 yr. olds. Tsk Tsk Tsk
What has become to our youth today? What will happen to Jose Rizal's aphorism that "The Youth is the Future of our Country." wawa nman c Rizal.

Anyway, this is not an emo-blog. I don't wanna comment on how these things happen. Not now, maybe on my next blog. So be prepared.....

I wanted to be juvenile again. Why? Because I can kill people without getting jailed. Then you'll say that I will be under the probation, so what? Have you seen the juvenile delinquency center lately? It's got an entertainment showcase, airconditioned pah.!!!
wahahahahahahahah
crazy huh!

Yeah, I know. It scares me too. Just wanna put this into writing so that I will realize later what a freak I am...


toodles....

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Word Play

No, this isn't Jason Mraz' song. I am referring to the turning up of some words enough for us to make a new dictionary. But what are we going to name the book? Gay Lingo? Txt lingo? or just about any language that you have decided to adopt in order to become unique....Just like everybody else. hehehe

See what happens when we all wanted our own identity in the society? We ended up being the same.

Did you know that there is an organization that recognizes new words each year? Well, sorry to be less precise, I forgot the name of the organization. But for sure, it's in our country. What I remembered most are the newly recognized words for the year 2007.

Ready?

And the winners are:

lobat & miskol

Sounds familiar right? But the basis is, these words were chosen according to the density of its use. Lobat has been part of our dialect now. When in fact, we could say something like, "sorry, my phone is almost out of battery" not "sorry na lobat ko" hehehe. ikaw na lobat? heheh. but i am guilty for such use. uso bitaw...

As for the miskol, do I need to say more? "Yadz, pa miskol lng unya ha" hehehe. But I don't usually use this word, mine is like "kung na-a naka, pa ring lng ha" so do you think pa-ring could be the next word of the year? hehehe. I don't think so..

Oh, the ingenuity of the Pinoy... I am proud..

ma-pa gay lingo, taglish, ceblish, frenchlish, iba ka PINOY!!


*i got the idea from an article in a local newspaper (again). But these are my own thoughts, I am not plagiarizing. ayt!!!

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Xenophobic? Who? We?

I have read an article on Filipinos being Xenophobic citizens at the Opinion section of Sun-Star Cebu. (mura mani EB Abstract heheh)

I was intrigued because I admit I don't know what a Xenophobic is, and of course, Pinoy Ako!!!

First let me define the word for the day:

Xenophobic - an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange. source; dictionary.com

Let me give you a brief recap of the event that triggered this article. Remember the four Japanese nationals who were caught having sex on the wide-open beach on some island in Lapu-Lapu. It happened sometime last month. Well, guess what, they were released and were only required to pay 6,000 pesos. Yes, 6,000 pesos. Are they for real? Haven't the Police applied their matikmatik abilities and discover that the value is sisiw to the Hapons??? Oh Puhhhllleassee..

Now, back to the topic. After the incident, we have been tagged as being Xenophobic. Now that is not right, right??? So what do they expect, we allow them to bang just about anywhere they wanted to. Like in a park or any other public spaces. So what will that make us? The porno capital of the world aw Earth diay? Ewwww. Well, I know that there are some pornographic sites that promotes Filipinas (sad!) But having foreigners do their carnal acts here? Forget it!!



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We Are Going To Die.... Somehow

News of the day:(09-06-07)

A doctor warns that fumes from buttery flavoring in microwave popcorn may cause lung disease. source: YAHOO NEWS

So how will that affect me? Hmmm. Let me guess! I only have 5 years to live huh? hehe (bako!!!)

Well, really now. I've been eating popcorn since I was in grade school and I am 23 now, so what happened to all the fumes that I inhaled? I can't imagine what will my lungs look like if I were to be dissected. ayaw lng. heheh

So if we're going to add that to the effects of years of eating White Rabbit & Maling, I will only have like an hour to live.. heheheh

This is pretty silly, why are they releasing these kind of research. Why not focus on something more important like a cure for AIDS or cancer. C'mon people!!! It would be better if you will just get to the point. Tell us not to eat nlng kaha...




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